Doctor called - x-ray showed no fractured hip so that's good. Hurts like shit to walk on so I'll be using crutches to keep a little weight off of it while it heals. Otherwise, ice and ibuprofen. My bones win again! I've had a few spills before where it feels like something should have broken but apparently my bones are quite resilient. Must be all that cheeeeeese I consume.
Man, if this is how bad it hurts just to damage some soft tissue in the pelvic region I can't even imagine what it's like to actually break your hip. And since I'm a lazy millenial, I have life alert on me at all times - a cell phone.
"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19)