Our officer was a huge fucking dick.
Old lady, man she was a pain in the ass and would grill you so hard until you would confess to anything.
The only thing I liked about her was one day she came into one of our classes and was talking to us about safety for some damn reason (we were high schoolers, we knew everything already). She pulls out her taser and is talking about how it can shoot like 20 feet or whatever and stick into whoever is running to incapacitate them. She pulled the little end off of the taser and said "without this though, it's just a regular taser and it doesn't shoot." Apparently I was the only one who listened to that. She pointed it at a row of kids (my row) and pulled the trigger. I will admit that sound is rather alarming but I didn't expect so many kids to duck and scream.
I was wheezing from laughing so hard.
I'm still laughing about it.