was the guy hurt? because i deleted my post making fun of him. but then i was like shit. even a small nade boomy could be a big nade ouchy
oh, we weren't supposed to laugh at that? oopsies (the little boy and the little boom, not the dude getting hurt - god I hate the internet not allowing intonation to be part of conversation). Sorry Austin
For being front lines he really had limited exposure to actual danger.
It was more, sit, watch Al Qaeda place IEDs, ask if they could go do something about it, be told no, wait for some poor fuck to get blown up in his car from it.
Yeah. My brother-in-law is over in Sudan or some shit right now but I think since he's older and higher ranking and Natl Guard Reserves now, he's just basically sitting behind a desk and I think teaching classes.
Must be boring as shit but I'm sure my sister prefers that over what he used to do. Hell hes a police officer in the worst part of Austin, so maybe he's safer over there right now than his day job lol.
Please people . . This is NOT an acceptable way to fuck a whale. Those who indulge in compassionate whale fucking do so while the whale is resting on the surface, diving underneath to perform the deed. I do not approve of the act depicted here.
Back to whale fucking: I've been researching what might drive young men (mostly Pacific Islanders) to join secret whale fucking societies. Turns out that whale vaginas are oddly compatible with human penises, plus, they seem designed for mysterious fun:
Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
Some call me "Whale Fucker". Alright. There's a private club of a few dozen Maori men and one butch woman - that meet in Molokai each year to fuck a whale. True. Men on padeleboards herd the whale while one tries to fuck it. Wouldn't let me in the club. Tried it alone. Epic fail.
This dude is a living, breathing modern art piece lmao