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post #16701 of 19724 Old January 3rd, 2019, 09:50 PM
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brtn you should move somewhere nicer

like afghanistan
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brtn you should move somewhere nicer

like afghanistan
Meh, I mean I enjoy marijuana. But I'm not sure I'm very much into opium.

It is fucking gorgeous there though...ya know, until the B-52s and A-10s start flying overhead...

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My room mate really liked Afghanistan.

He said he would live there if the locals weren't so fucking shitty.
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My room mate really liked Afghanistan.

He said he would live there if the locals weren't so fucking shitty.
"if only these uppity cry babies wouldn't be so pissed about us constantly blowing shit up over here, sheesh!"

But yeah I would never go anywhere near that part of the world. It sucks, but I can go to mountainous regions where I won't get beheaded, and that's probably a bit more enjoyable...
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"if only these uppity cry babies wouldn't be so pissed about us constantly blowing shit up over here, sheesh!"

But yeah I would never go anywhere near that part of the world. It sucks, but I can go to mountainous regions where I won't get beheaded, and that's probably a bit more enjoyable...
He said they would go into towns were Al Qaeda was known to be, and they would ask the locals where to find them, and offer them protection.

Apparently the locals would go out of there way to help Al Qaeda ambush the soldiers.

And some little kid threw a grenade and it landed on the foot of his buddy, but it was thankfully a dud and only blew up a little.
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He said they would go into towns were Al Qaeda was known to be, and they would ask the locals where to find them, and offer them protection.

Apparently the locals would go out of there way to help Al Qaeda ambush the soldiers.

And some little kid threw a grenade and it landed on the foot of his buddy, but it was thankfully a dud and only blew up a little.
Yeah, it's definitely a fucked-up-ass place with fucked-up-ass people.

Unfortunately, 30-50 years of meddling in their shit didn't do much to make the people less fucked up. The Cold War wasn't very cold in that part of the world.

If Mexico started dropping bombs on Austin because they wanted Texas back, I'd be willing to do some pretty fucked up shit as well in retaliation.

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And some little kid threw a grenade ... only blew up a little.
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was the guy hurt? because i deleted my post making fun of him. but then i was like shit. even a small nade boomy could be a big nade ouchy

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was the guy hurt? because i deleted my post making fun of him. but then i was like shit. even a small nade boomy could be a big nade ouchy
oh, we weren't supposed to laugh at that? oopsies (the little boy and the little boom, not the dude getting hurt - god I hate the internet not allowing intonation to be part of conversation). Sorry Austin
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was the guy hurt? because i deleted my post making fun of him. but then i was like shit. even a small nade boomy could be a big nade ouchy
It only cut his hand.

My room mate was pretty close and said it was fucking loud.
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It only cut his hand.

My room mate was pretty close and said it was fucking loud.
This dude had a live hand grenade land on his foot, explode, and cut his hand? That's amazing and terrifying haha
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This dude had a live hand grenade land on his foot, explode, and cut his hand? That's amazing and terrifying haha
Yeah.

That's basically what I said when I heard it too.

For being front lines he really had limited exposure to actual danger.

It was more, sit, watch Al Qaeda place IEDs, ask if they could go do something about it, be told no, wait for some poor fuck to get blown up in his car from it.
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Yeah.

That's basically what I said when I heard it too.

For being front lines he really had limited exposure to actual danger.

It was more, sit, watch Al Qaeda place IEDs, ask if they could go do something about it, be told no, wait for some poor fuck to get blown up in his car from it.
Yeah. My brother-in-law is over in Sudan or some shit right now but I think since he's older and higher ranking and Natl Guard Reserves now, he's just basically sitting behind a desk and I think teaching classes.

Must be boring as shit but I'm sure my sister prefers that over what he used to do. Hell hes a police officer in the worst part of Austin, so maybe he's safer over there right now than his day job lol.
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