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post #18721 of 20845 Old June 8th, 2019, 03:02 AM
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post #18722 of 20845 Old June 8th, 2019, 04:12 AM
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huh, thought this was a photoshop when I saw it earlier

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There's a 12 pack of whispers here to say "I'm drunk"

Grandma says how are you guys enjoying the pie?

Grandma says I put my dick in it
If it's gonna be that kind of party I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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post #18724 of 20845 Old June 8th, 2019, 03:17 PM
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If it's gonna be that kind of party I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.



Oh no, you've become that grandparent.

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This fucking colostomy bag lady on Liberator Medical is fuckin twacky

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I bet she does anal.
For that she gives a big wahooooooo!

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It's actually chilly in June. Not used to this.

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post #18729 of 20845 Old June 10th, 2019, 01:13 PM
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It's actually chilly in June. Not used to this.
Took my fishing this morning and we had on long sleeves.

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It's actually chilly in June. Not used to this.
It's all part of that global warming. Or global cooling. Or global wetting. Climate change. See how it was different yesterday than today? Change. Fires. Rains. Cats sleeping with dogs. Mass hysteria. Snow. THUNDERSNOW. Tornados in your shower. Flooded attics. Brushfire in your bed. HELTER SKELTER.

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Disappeared for a few days. Figured you either got workplace violenced by Chad or drove cross country to trade your Toyota in for another GT350 or something.
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Cats sleeping with dogs.
u dun crossed the line noaw boiye! Sinning heathen! May Jesus smite you!



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Disappeared for a few days. Figured you either got workplace violenced by Chad or drove cross country to trade your Toyota in for another GT350 or something.
Weekends are for drinking outside.

Cross country drives for GT350 trade-ins are always a possibility.

Was about ready to figure out how to purchase a boat but I think financial reality brought me back down after a few days so I just gotta get my boating license (stupid fucking Washington commie fucks) and then just rent one a few times.

Maybe an adventure trailer? Ehhh, we'll see when the wife's lease is up. Probably not a good idea though.

Sub $5000 stock, driveable, clean, high-ish mileage 01-04 Mustang GT? Hmmmmmmm, now that sounds like a good idea. Too bad that's more rare than a Ford GT.

A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked. (Mark 14:51-52)
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This month can suck my dick. And I'm dirty and sweaty all day. Really seals in the flavor.

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Sub $5000 stock, driveable, clean, high-ish mileage 01-04 Mustang GT? Hmmmmmmm, now that sounds like a good idea. Too bad that's more rare than a Ford GT.
Shit finding a high mileage beat up 01-04 GT that is below $5k is just as bad here. I see people wanting $7k for their 200k mile GT with bad paint and torn interior. Makes me regret selling my 03 for $3500 when it had 139k miles on it.
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This month can suck my dick. And I'm dirty and sweaty all day. Really seals in the flavor.
guarantee you smelled better than i did today

i went to my mom's house to look at something on a car today. she recently borrowed a couple of gay goats (i'll get to that) to cut down on her time spent cutting grass because georgia. one is a little gayer than the other (i'll get to that too). so i was walking by the goat pen and vincent van goat was looking through the fence like he wanted to eat the grass on the other side so i said fuck it, opened the gate and put a chain on him to walk him out. this got him excited so he started trying to fuck jellybean, and since jellybean is slightly less gay, or just prefers top, jellybean darted out of the pen to escape that dick. spent almost 25 minutes chasing him in wet grass and mud. finally cornered him and he tried to run under a car, so i grabbed a goat leg in one hand and half a goat sack in the other because not even shaq could fit an entire goat sack in his hand. that wasn't even the worst of it though. his fucking horns got caught on something under the car and i had to sit in mud to wriggle him out. finally got him loose and put him back in the pen. went straight to work without a shower or changing clothes because dollar dollar bill yall
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I had racoon shit and piss in my truck bed. Nature poop smells horrible from trash panda. I knew it happened just by walking near the truck.

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guarantee you smelled better than i did today

i went to my mom's house to look at something on a car today. she recently borrowed a couple of gay goats (i'll get to that) to cut down on her time spent cutting grass because georgia. one is a little gayer than the other (i'll get to that too). so i was walking by the goat pen and vincent van goat was looking through the fence like he wanted to eat the grass on the other side so i said fuck it, opened the gate and put a chain on him to walk him out. this got him excited so he started trying to fuck jellybean, and since jellybean is slightly less gay, or just prefers top, jellybean darted out of the pen to escape that dick. spent almost 25 minutes chasing him in wet grass and mud. finally cornered him and he tried to run under a car, so i grabbed a goat leg in one hand and half a goat sack in the other because not even shaq could fit an entire goat sack in his hand. that wasn't even the worst of it though. his fucking horns got caught on something under the car and i had to sit in mud to wriggle him out. finally got him loose and put him back in the pen. went straight to work without a shower or changing clothes because dollar dollar bill yall
Yo.......
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Oh I see how you are.
Lol we didn't have time to hang out really.

Got in Friday night at like 1 am, woke up, went to Austin, got brekky, went to COTA, walked around at the track to check out where we would sit for F1, then went back to their house.

Next morning we got up and drove back to Denver.
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i'll be in dallas at the end of this month, also not visiting 69fb
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I was in Dallas on Friday and made the boring 10 hour drive back to Alabama on Saturday.
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