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post #18941 of 19693 Old June 30th, 2019, 04:00 PM
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post #18947 of 19693 Old July 1st, 2019, 12:06 PM
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I'm never setting up a windows machine for anyone ever again. It's forcing you into a Microsoft account to remove S-mode in to install basic fucking programs like Chrome. This is a farce.

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Bubba I'm actually really jealous of you.

There are some stupidly wealthy people out there, cool you found one that spent money on you.
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First Craig. Now this.
Where do you find these sugar daddies?
Asking for a friend.
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Where do you find these sugar daddies?
have you seen Bubba's titties?!
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For real.
First Craig. Now this.
Where do you find these sugar daddies?
Asking for a friend.
it was actually my mom's old boss who flew me out and i stayed at his house

we were driving through town and i was like "do yall even have any black people out here?"

...forgetting that he was black

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post #18953 of 19693 Old July 1st, 2019, 02:30 PM
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So the R&B sounded great as he pressed the gas of the caddy with his alligator shoes?
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just got in from texas. what a weird fucking state. everything is just so extra. buildings are unnecessarily big and new. like i saw a jimmy john's that was in its own building. and this one gas station called buc-ees was legit the size of a walmart and had 200 pumps. dude i stayed with has way too much money. felt like a fucking king for two days. tried out some of his fancyass cigars and some special whiskeys. totally wasted on me since i don't know shit about either, but he had me look up the prices of some of his shit. he had this $2,400 bottle of whiskey called pappy van winkle or something. plus i woke up this morning and he wasn't home. then he showed up in this brand new cadillac xt4 that he bought spur of the moment this morning. entire weekend was way too lavish for my white trash ass. i used a different towel every time i showered and i brushed my teeth with toothpaste that had scope BUILT IN. we hung out with some other people who were the same way. "broooo just try this $100/shot drink. nah, you didn't get to taste it enough. get another one. come on broooo do it. if you do i'll let you try all my whiskeys from different continents when you finish those crab legs." and all i could think was "wow i hope toilet paper is on sale this week because i'm about to take the biggest shit of my life at somebody's house"

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never been much of a drinker but these past 2 days involved silly amounts of alcohol and now i think i might actually be an alcoholic
First austin comes here and doesnít call, and now you. Thanks asshole.

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First Craig. Now this.
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Asking for a friend.
Pfffff I donít even want to hear it from you. Iíve tried to take you for Chinese more than once.
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First austin comes here and doesnít call, and now you. Thanks asshole.
lol i might be back in october

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and this one gas station called buc-ees was legit the size of a walmart and had 200 pumps.
I saw one on my way out of Texas just outside of Royse City headed towards Greenville, it was absolutely massive and had its own exit on the interstate.
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post #18959 of 19693 Old July 2nd, 2019, 10:14 AM
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I'll move there if the god damn parking stripes allow you to open the fucking doors on the god damn vehicle you are driving to fully open up without dining the neighboring car. Trying to open the back door on an f150 super cab is a huge pain in the ass in a parking lot.

Let's add some 40mph Kansas winds to make it better.
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There's a buc-ees 10 minutes from my house and I'll never understand the fascination with that place. There's always no less than 300 people there. It's a gas station. I don't want to go spend 30 minutes in a damn gas station.
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