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post #19441 of 20150 Old August 21st, 2019, 01:54 PM
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post #19442 of 20150 Old August 21st, 2019, 02:07 PM
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Chad spent his first four hours here this morning trying to get the TV in our "gym" synced with the Peloton stationary bike.

I'm pretty sure he's done zero minutes of actual work this week.

My coworker thinks he's doing all this other bullshit because he's realized he's in over his head and can't do what he was hired to do.

I swear to god if this fucker earns more money than me, I'm gonna freak out. He does not do jack shit. I have no idea how my manager is either blind to his complete lack of......ANYTHING......or is just ignoring it because fuck knows.

Completely fucking useless.
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post #19444 of 20150 Old August 21st, 2019, 03:22 PM
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Chad spent his first four hours here this morning trying to get the TV in our "gym" synced with the Peloton stationary bike.

I'm pretty sure he's done zero minutes of actual work this week.

My coworker thinks he's doing all this other bullshit because he's realized he's in over his head and can't do what he was hired to do.

I swear to god if this fucker earns more money than me, I'm gonna freak out. He does not do jack shit. I have no idea how my manager is either blind to his complete lack of......ANYTHING......or is just ignoring it because fuck knows.

Completely fucking useless.
Sounds like our “maintenance” guy at work. He will just sit in his office all day while we fix stuff that’s broken. Or he will take his company truck and disappear for 2-3 hours saying he was running errands getting parts and stuff.
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post #19446 of 20150 Old August 22nd, 2019, 12:55 AM
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But do the legs crawl along like an insect or do they rotate like the tires?

Would a bus wear pants like this, or like this?
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post #19448 of 20150 Old August 22nd, 2019, 05:06 PM
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They roll their ankles

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Welp I gots the business insurance, the LLC and applied for a business license. Still have to do shit that confuses the fuck out of me. Dba? Ein tax shit or something. Blah blah blah can I work already?
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My girlfriend asks me, "Can't I ever mention a heart attack without you quoting that stupid Billy Joel song?"

I said "No! YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BY NOW!"

She told me to get out.

I guess if that's moving up, then I'm moving out.
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Best thing about ac installs, fuck your weekend am snow removal!

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post #19452 of 20150 Old August 22nd, 2019, 10:39 PM
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My girlfriend asks me, "Can't I ever mention a heart attack without you quoting that stupid Billy Joel song?"

I said "No! YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BY NOW!"

She told me to get out.

I guess if that's moving up, then I'm moving out.
I fucking love that song

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post #19453 of 20150 Old August 23rd, 2019, 01:59 AM
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I was watching "the gunman" movie and noticed how slow it was and started wondering why A.I. Can't seam movies together. Like as a plane was landing it showed 2 jungle trees being pushed over with lights behind it and it could have jumped seamlessly into Jurassic Park and I would have been entertained. Let's let A.I. write some crazy ass movies given old references and let it connect the dots. See where this crazy shit goes. Because Hollywood is hot garbage.

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Why do that when we could just live action remake an old animated movie?

COMING 2021: WINNIE THE POOH, THE GRITTY REBOOT.

...also Winnie is now a black bear played by Leslie Jones. And it's a Ghostbusters crossover. Piglet can't stutter because that's offensive to people with speech problems. Eeyore is raising awareness for depression. And Tigger...well, we can't have that name. He's a lion now. Which made it easier to cast as Snoop Lion.
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post #19455 of 20150 Old August 23rd, 2019, 10:03 AM
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And the bee population issue so no honey. Pooh don't wear pants, public indecency.
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I was watching "the gunman" movie and noticed how slow it was and started wondering why A.I. Can't seam movies together. Like as a plane was landing it showed 2 jungle trees being pushed over with lights behind it and it could have jumped seamlessly into Jurassic Park and I would have been entertained. Let's let A.I. write some crazy ass movies given old references and let it connect the dots. See where this crazy shit goes. Because Hollywood is hot garbage.
Don't worry bud, we're getting there...


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They roll their ankles

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Welp I gots the business insurance, the LLC and applied for a business license. Still have to do shit that confuses the fuck out of me. Dba? Ein tax shit or something. Blah blah blah can I work already?
Congrats buddy I'm proud of you.
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I have an upcoming job interview too.
Air bus?

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