then nothing for the rest of the day. I must shit post on MM. That is the one true motherland prophecy.
If you add "DID YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND?!" on Monday mornings before anyone has had their coffee in addition to your "good morning y'all!", you'll basically deserve whatever he was getting paid since that's about all he did.
Also, you have to disappear for four hours a day most likely working out in the gym or annoying the young women in the office about your previous, current, and upcoming vacations that nobody cares about.
If you can handle that, you might as well get hired!
I mean, you've turned a wrench before and worked on water heaters which means you have an infinite amount more technical knowledge than him. Your drunk posts in here have better grammar than his normal emails. That's not even me being hyperbolic for once. I'm dead serious.
“A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.” (Mark 14:51-52)
Apparently we're getting voluntold at work. Mandatory community service picking up trash off the side of the road in needle country. 90+ deg F heat, humid. Bring your own safety equipment and water. Surprisingly not supplying us with orange jump suits. All so an exec (who isn't required to) can get his bonus for having the most community service hours.
Reminds me of college. Where being in the honors program earned you the "reward" of mandatory community service. Where you did menial tasks alongside the people being punished with community service for drug possession and vandalism