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Home from work no drive by shooting so i guess i win!
Unless he's waiting until you least expect it :shiftyeyesHome from work no drive by shooting so i guess i win!
I like how you spread out your fap scheduledamn good thing my midget pr0n is on a bi annual rotation with my fap schedule so i have some time till then.
i might call you to come drink some booze this weekend im going to slow smoke some ribs friday night they will be ready to eat saturday evening. just saying
So what you're saying is you WOULD be caught...dead.You wouldn't be caught dead on someone else's property here in Texas, its a death sentence.
I can hear the shotguns racking from here :hidinghere:You wouldn't be caught dead on someone else's property here in Texas, its a death sentence.
good thing you were nice lady might have kicked your ass!!! :gayfight2:Lmao. The other night I accidentally parked in reserved parking, a lady was like YO! YOOO! YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!! I was like "oh, I'm sorry, where can guests park?". She said in non numbered parking spots, I said "thank you have a good night!". I was raised by good people though, sounds like that kid was raised by a bunch if maroons. Loved the story man, I'd defend myself the same way, (if I knew how to do that killer hold!). But I'd stand my ground and just be patient like you were.![]()
not sure about surfing lol. ill try it but ill probobly die. my beer gut will set me off balance, and my pale skin might attract a rescue helicopter or something.Well i will be awaiting your call, I am down.... hey btw i was wondering if you wanted to go to st. Augustine this weekend. I got a surfboard off my dad and patched it up, need to at least put it in the water once this weekend.
Going to try to learn to surf..... should be interesting.
same with where i grew up in ohio. you learned two thingsYou wouldn't be caught dead on someone else's property here in Texas, its a death sentence.
thanks man, reps back at ya.Reps for keeping a calm head. If i were you and knew what i was doing i would have just either clobbered his ass or backed my truck over his honda. Most likely backed my truck over his honda. Its sad people act like that though