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Yes, I am your Daddy
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You become me but with half my dick length. So you only have 5" to work with.

I wish my wish gets corrupted by a dirty asshole that won't be cliche and go, "you can't corrupt your own wish".
A cliche douchebag with 15 popped collars, a jacked up spray on tan, from New Jersey, and too good to wipe his own ass goes up to you saying you cant corrupt your own wish bro, you immediately punch in him in the face like any real man would do only to find out with parents are insanely rich and they sue the **** outta you and take your Mustang and force you to drive a 91 civic hatchback with 4 different rims, a coffee can exhaust, no a/c and two ghetto house speakers for all eternity

I wish rust didnt fall into my eye when I was dropping the trans out of the cobra :(
 

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A cliche douchebag with 15 popped collars, a jacked up spray on tan, from New Jersey, and too good to wipe his own ass goes up to you saying you cant corrupt your own wish bro, you immediately punch in him in the face like any real man would do only to find out with parents are insanely rich and they sue the **** outta you and take your Mustang and force you to drive a 91 civic hatchback with 4 different rims, a coffee can exhaust, no a/c and two ghetto house speakers for all eternity

I wish rust didnt fall into my eye when I was dropping the trans out of the cobra :(

Rust doesn't fall into your eye but the transmission does.


I wish my girlfriend's mom would quit hitting on me.
 

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Its not rape of she yell surprise..

Wish i had my transmision fixed!
you fix your transmission only to have your engine and diff go out

I wish none of my appointments show up today
 

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Not only do all of your appointments show up so do people that thought they had appointments and those people are asian and there is a large language barrier and they wont leave

I wish my car was paid off
you pay it off by agreeing to have a gay gangbang

wish i had a hot gf :(
 

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you pay it off by agreeing to have a gay gangbang

wish i had a hot gf :(
You find the hottest broad ever to be your girlfriend, but she'll only have sex with the lights off. You get married and she decides she's ready to have sex with the lights on and she has a dick twice the size of yours. Surprise!


I wish the people I work with had lower expectations today so I could take it easy.
 

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Yes, I am your Daddy
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They have low expectations thats why you got the job...

Wish there wasnt speed limits... just recomended speeds...
speed limits are now gone, the first day out, a fat ugly behomth of a red neck woman thats never heard of a razor that is driving a big ass truck decides to try and change her panties while driving 125mph on the highway, causing her to hit your car and you fly out and land face first in her crab infested crotch while totaling your car too. of course no insurance either

i wish i was home sleeping
 

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speed limits are now gone, the first day out, a fat ugly behomth of a red neck woman thats never heard of a razor that is driving a big ass truck decides to try and change her panties while driving 125mph on the highway, causing her to hit your car and you fly out and land face first in her crab infested crotch while totaling your car too. of course no insurance either

i wish i was home sleeping
You're at home sleeping with said woman that RickIsYoDaddy got hit by.

I wish for the ability to be invisible.
 

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You are now invisible. but you cant turn back. Now that you cant be seen, you lose your job and people are trying to find you, but cant. You now have no friends and no money. you now live as an invisible bum. you later get hit by a bus and die

I wish I could make wishes everyday
 

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You are now invisible. but you cant turn back. Now that you cant be seen, you lose your job and people are trying to find you, but cant. You now have no friends and no money. you now live as an invisible bum. you later get hit by a bus and die

I wish I could make wishes everyday
You get your wish but all the assholes who take part in this thread corrupt them everyday. Nonstop.


I wish my computer at home was lightning quick :banana
 

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You get your wish but all the assholes who take part in this thread corrupt them everyday. Nonstop.


I wish my computer at home was lightning quick :banana
You computer IS lightning quick. Physically though, not download speeds. and everytime you try to type, it jumps out of the way making it so that you can't use it. You get frustrated and try to punch it but it jumps out of the way and you break all 5 fingers in your desk.

I wish I was as good at imitating people as Kevin Spacey,

 

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You computer IS lightning quick. Physically though, not download speeds. and everytime you try to type, it jumps out of the way making it so that you can't use it. You get frustrated and try to punch it but it jumps out of the way and you break all 5 fingers in your desk.
Psychadelic! :rockon
 

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You computer IS lightning quick. Physically though, not download speeds. and everytime you try to type, it jumps out of the way making it so that you can't use it. You get frustrated and try to punch it but it jumps out of the way and you break all 5 fingers in your desk.

I wish I was as good at imitating people as Kevin Spacey,

Impersonations by Kevin Spacey - YouTube
you become as good at imitaing people like Kevin Spacey, and you imitate a gay pornstar that only features him getting gang raped by fat balding old men and become so extremely into character that you actually become one permanently, only then to be kidnapped and killed by a gay extremist fanboy cause you wouldnt let him join the gangbang

i wish this eye infection from the rust that landed in my eye went away
 

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it goes away but so does your eye
i wish my car ran 9 flats at moroso
 

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you become rich just to have your family take it all away
i wish my gf would stop blowing up my phone
 
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