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so i was sitting here thinking about how i need another job. there is no way in hell i will work at a fast food place again, and i dont want to stock **** at walmart either.. so then i got to thinking..

since christmas is coming up, santa must need help making all the toys.. i decided i want to put in a job application at the north pole as an elf.. anybody know how much elves get paid these days? what about the benefits? i know i get free housing, but that's all i know.. anybody know where i can even get a job application as an elf? what about a plane ticket to the north pole?
 

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hahahaha remember when i pictured you as a big black guy named bubba workin at the arbys? hahahahahahaha the good ole days
 

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I thought so too til he used his moms credit card to buy some stuff off me... BTW- Elfs get it even worse the sweat shop workers. No elf unions to protect their rights...
 

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yeah i was an elf for like 3hrs...then my boss..santa...said speedy...your gay...i was like why its cuz im black...and 6"2...and clearly not an elf....i through my sack in his face and busted outa there...
 

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yeah i was an elf for like 3hrs...then my boss..santa...said speedy...your gay...i was like why its cuz im black...and 6"2...and clearly not an elf....i through my sack in his face and busted outa there...
you threw your sack in his face?

interesting...
 

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yeah thats really embarrasing sig material...

yeah my sack of coal i was bringing to you're house naughty boy...

NO MORE PORN

 
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