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Sheriff Metal Face
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My roommate is ****ing awesome :) She showers, changes clothes, and is even quiet when she comes in drunk. lol
I had a chick for a roommate once.... I ****ed her the first night and she acted like we were married the rest of the time I lived with her. Never again.
 

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I lucked out. My roommate is a buddy of mine I've known for 12 years. There is one kid a lot like you suggest. Wears fake lettermans jackets, really not any friends, kind of creepishly annoying, always talking about star trek or making jokes no one gets. Socially awkward. I feel bad for him but even more for his roommate...
 

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I had a chick for a roommate once.... I ****ed her the first night and she acted like we were married the rest of the time I lived with her. Never again.
I've always had female roomates, never ****ed one of 'em! LOL
 

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Dude, this sounds scary familiar to my old roommate. He always wore the same jeans and jacket..everyday. He moved in with nothing but bedding, a tennis racquet (he was obsessed with it, and he claimed he was really into tennis, but I never saw him play, let alone go outside), and his laptop. He never cleaned his part of the room or even made an attempt to settle in and put up posters or anything. He didn't even know how to make his bed so he just wrapped himself up in the sheets..weeks later I couldn't take it anymore and I showed hom how to make it. He was part Arabic and would be in a Farsi chat room basically 24/7. The second he woke up or came in the room he would get on his laptop. Drove me nuts.

One day he tells me he hears voices, and I find out he hadn't been taking his medication. He left campus and took a bus back home without saying a word. He comes back 2 weeks later and told me he had to go home to see a psychiatrist, and that the voices were getting worse, telling him to jump out the window and other suicidal things. Then a few weeks later he left for good. I remember helping him "pack" (he just left all his **** behind, even the tennis racquet). I was releived when he left because I was scared the voices were gonna start telling him to do something to me. I aso got to have my own room for almost the rest of the semester until the RA found out he was gone. Then they gave me a huge Mexican drug dealer as a roommate for the last 2 weeks of school. He got arrested with tons of drugs in his dorm, and for some reason they felt he should have another chance, with me.

Point is, your roommate may be weird, but it could always be worse.

I think I'm gonna try to find him on Facebook, see what ever happened to him
 

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I had a female roomate for a long time , she was the best and now she is my fiance :D
Why can't we have male/female roommates? Are we talking college here? Cause for me its by floors. We don't have co-ed bathrooms either at my college.
 

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Sounds weird to me. I'll wear pants multiple days in a row (especially to work since I wear a select few pairs because they get dirty and worn out fast working in a warehouse) but everything else gets changed daily and washed before being worn again.
 

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I had a roomate that would watch hardcore porn in the living room while everyone else was having a normal conversation. I had a chick roomate that must have f'd 20 differant guys in the year I lived with her. I had a roomate who was a dealer/addict who owes me about a grand still 5 years later and I hear he's a born again now. In the army I had roomates that would argue with thier wifes on skype till 3-4am EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, a middle aged chinese immigrant who didnt speak english well, a middle aged peurto rico immigrant who didnt speak english well, and dudes that would just randomly start crying.

People are weird dude.
 

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I Guess like I havent had a single normal roomate, and my roomate is the lightest sleeper ever, If I scratch my balls he wakes up.
 

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I Guess like I havent had a single normal roomate, and my roomate is the lightest sleeper ever, If I scratch my balls he wakes up.
either you got steel wool for ball hair or he is freaky, and college will suck for him.

yeah OP that is kinda weird but kinda sounds like a massive nerd who thinks changing a shirt or doing laundry will take too long.that or simple doesnt know how to do it. ill rewear pants to work because i have 2 pairs of pants and i cant do a load of laundry for a single pair of pants. but they get washed at-least weekly and same with work shirts but im required to wear and under shirt so they almost always smell fine, if they dont i get another one.

otherwise i only wear pants or shirts once if i wore it for a day.
 

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Sheriff Metal Face
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I've always had female roomates, never ****ed one of 'em! LOL
Good job. I dont have enough blood to rush to my penis and my brain. So if I'm staying in the same house as a chick, I tend to **** them. Then they act like we're a "thing" and get pissed when I bring other chicks over.
 

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If I was in a dorm I would change clothes every day. Specially if ladies are there.
During the work week, if I am not sweating my ass off, I will wear the same pants every day/different shirt/unders/socks/shirt.

I don't see the need to wash/wear/ruin 5 pairs of jeans with paint and work related **** on them. If I worked in an office environment it would be different, but it's not. You go in knowing damn well there's a chance a toilet is gonna 'splode on you.

If its summer I will go through 5 pairs of shorts, just because they start to smell like onions.
 

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Do you go to ODU by any chance?
Nope, I'm here because of the Navy :facepalm:
Good job. I dont have enough blood to rush to my penis and my brain. So if I'm staying in the same house as a chick, I tend to **** them. Then they act like we're a "thing" and get pissed when I bring other chicks over.
It seems like its much easier if you have a vagina. ;)
 

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Nope, I'm here because of the Navy :facepalm:

Heh! Same here, well, at least for my parents. I was about to say, if you're sporting an '04 Mach 1 while living at the dorms here at ODU, that's impressive. That would make me assume you're <21, but never mind then. lol
 

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my god...i had one roomate. that claimed obama stole his book and thats why he got elected. then went on about some hippy loving ****. and when it was raining he would stand in the backyard in shorts and just "take it in" he ended up getting mouthy with a girlfriend of mine so he left promptly.

MachChick what rate and what ship are you on?
 

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Honestly, your roommate just sounds like a typical introvert with maybe a slight tinge of Apserger's. Sounds a lot like me my freshman year of college, lol.

If that's the case, he'll be a literalist, so places where you'd think any normal person would just "know what you mean" or "get the hint", he won't. Just a different communication style. Your best bet if you do have any issues is just to lay things out straightforward without any sugarcoating. That doesn't mean be a dick, just don't dance around the issue.
 

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OMG its almost noon and my roomate asks me if I can put my head phones on so he can take a nap, all im doing is watching TV, not loud at all.
 
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