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When are you changing your user name to DR. BWAL?so i wasted every bit of my daily charisma allotment accidentally inquiring about being a ****ing cat doctor, and was so traumatized when i actually spoke to the people at the aerospace company that i probably made a bad first impression
so now i have to literally go to school to be a ****ing cat doctor
You must kill them, Mr. Bob.Who's flying their bird up north to get snowed in with family a week longer than they wanted to?
As is tradition.I’m Union now. I’m probably going to turn into a lazy slacker that bitches about my contract.
I plan on casting the ol' hub on the TV and seeing just how deep those black holes go.I seen on on display and was wowed. But then I seen the price and remembered my phone addiction where I cant pay attention to tv longer than 5 minutes unless video game. Would love to play a gta that doesn't suck in that resolution though. Or tech or whatever you call it.
Know how I know you're old?Storms a coming. Feels like a drill going into my elbow.
They kept talking about the reason they have those wind rules all week long. All because back in nineteen dickety six, one broke loose and injured six people.They knew how to make me watch the parade. By saying it could be too windy to fly the floats. Well they are flying and I'm waiting for a current pop icons to float along and gash open on live tv. Lol ronald mcdonald is kneeing people in thr back.his leg got diabeetus
Dr.Seuss ****ed around here and ****ed around there he'd **** anything with so much of a hair.Know how I know you're old?
They kept talking about the reason they have those wind rules all week long. All because back in nineteen dickety six, one broke loose and injured six people.
But can you imagine that? Ending up in a ****ing coma because you got hit by the Cat in the Hat?
I'm immobile here in my hospital bed.
Not because of a heart attack or a hematoma
All because it got windy out there
And that stupid cat balloon put me in a ****ing coma.
It waved and it swayed
came crashing down and knocked her,
down into the pavement unconscious,
Is Dr. Seuss a real doctor?
It's a shame they haven't taken on "The 5,000 fingers of Dr. T." That Dr. Suess based movie seems ideal for commentary.Dr.Seuss ****ed around here and ****ed around there he'd **** anything with so much of a hair.
He ****ed so much he was basically a hound, but when his wife had cancer, he was nowhere to be found.
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