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King Trashmouth
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Gonzo would be one hell of a rapper.
Never left but I am back
Spittin' fire fixin' HVAC.
You say I don't make sense nah,
up on another level in my brain.
Goin apartment to apartment
hoes askin to snake they drain.
Always on call
Bitches blowin' up my phone
Bitches all up on my dick.
Always on call
When I'm not turnin' wrenches
slingin' bricks.
Keep it lit as ****
Hot like Kenny Rogers roasters
If you shoot a duck
I'm afraid of toasters.
 

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PSN alphadong11
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Allow to explain what's wrong with your disposal. It was ****ed by your idiotic indecent proposal. Who the **** pours a candle down the drain unless the down is you and somethings ****ed in your brain. Never once have I had these problems in my own apartment, you failing at common sense is your own damn department. Oh it's the thermostat you say. That's where the magic cold air comes from anyway. That magic box on the wall that you push it to 50 and unicorns and pixie dust bring the temperature down to fall.

Finally I'm not on call I'm the supervisor bitch so **** yall!
 

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i'll give you guys 30 seconds to give me a valid reason not to buy a 16 piece bucket of chicken to eat by myself tonight

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whoops, time's up
 

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King Trashmouth
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i'll give you guys 30 seconds to give me a valid reason not to buy a 16 piece bucket of chicken to eat by myself tonight

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whoops, time's up
Reason 1: You can get 30 pieces. :shiftyeyes



I made some awesome chicken wings tonight. How do all these places around here **** it up so bad? It's two goddamn steps.

Step 1: Deep fry the goddamn wings.

Step 2: Coat them in a bowl full of Frank's Red Hot and butter.

None of this oven baked wings with a drizzle of some third rate hot sauce.


EDIT:
Now I'm out of Surge. Dammit.
 
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