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King Trashmouth
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i tried to post a link, but on a totally unrelated note, wtf? when did they shutdown meatspin.com?
It had to stop sometime. Can't be breakin' the laws of thermodynamics with dicks and perpetual motion and ****.


So is doing lines off a sex doll as gratifying as off a stripper?
 

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God damn jar squatter



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It had to stop sometime. Can't be breakin' the laws of thermodynamics with dicks and perpetual motion and ****.


So is doing lines off a sex doll as gratifying as off a stripper?
It's better. No sharing and you still have your wallet at the end of the night.

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Really it's down to a transportation and food problem. Can void the warranty and open the back, insert an Amazon echo. Bitch hit the lights. Bitch order me a pizza. Bitch get me a beer... Oh yeah. No walking.hmmm


Oh ****.

 

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It's better. No sharing and you still have your wallet at the end of the night.
You don't give the strippers coke man. The movie "Gremlins" was originally called "Strippers." The plot was the same, but instead of don't feed them after midnight and don't get them wet, it was don't give them coke and don't well, get them wet. But they figured they could sell more tickets as a PG-13 movie with muppets. They did save one from the original pilot though:


****in' rule 34, man.


Besides, you just go there with monopoly money. If they see the funny colors you just tell them you're Canadian. They can't tell the difference between the monopoly guy and Queen Elizabeth.
 

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You can't trust Alibaba. Everything is knockoffs. Last time I ordered a couple cord of Indonesians I got Papua New Guineans. Papua New Guinites? Papua New Guiners? Papua New Guineapigs? Whatever. Had to send them back.
that happens from time to time but if you deal with a reputable vendor they'll only make you take pictures to confirm the order was wrong then send you the right ones
 

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Free magic carpet shipping.

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I see you coll. Red parts. RED! someone else tried to confuse me with a red K member but it wasn't you. Yaddah yaddah yaddah sex dolls and alibaba amazon car in space with dead hooker in trunk. And I'm all like what video game next? The last of us remastered?
 
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