when i was like 19 i tried growing a marijuana plant in my backyard and it was flourishing like a motherfucker, then i got a nosebleed and was like "hey, blood has nutrients, i bet if i let it drip on it it will make it grow bigger"
nope, killed the **** out of it. lol
but i've never tried cum. maybe that will work. the local farmers market will love my cumatoes
edit: oh, you meant take a shot at deciphering his post. disregard all that