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People still post here? Wow. I don't help tho. Just too busy these days. Hope y'all have been doing well
 

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missippi roolz
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My room mate really liked Afghanistan.

He said he would live there if the locals weren't so ****ing shitty.
"if only these uppity cry babies wouldn't be so pissed about us constantly blowing **** up over here, sheesh!"

But yeah I would never go anywhere near that part of the world. It sucks, but I can go to mountainous regions where I won't get beheaded, and that's probably a bit more enjoyable...
 

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Bo Baustin
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"if only these uppity cry babies wouldn't be so pissed about us constantly blowing **** up over here, sheesh!"

But yeah I would never go anywhere near that part of the world. It sucks, but I can go to mountainous regions where I won't get beheaded, and that's probably a bit more enjoyable...
He said they would go into towns were Al Qaeda was known to be, and they would ask the locals where to find them, and offer them protection.

Apparently the locals would go out of there way to help Al Qaeda ambush the soldiers.

And some little kid threw a grenade and it landed on the foot of his buddy, but it was thankfully a dud and only blew up a little.
 

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missippi roolz
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He said they would go into towns were Al Qaeda was known to be, and they would ask the locals where to find them, and offer them protection.

Apparently the locals would go out of there way to help Al Qaeda ambush the soldiers.

And some little kid threw a grenade and it landed on the foot of his buddy, but it was thankfully a dud and only blew up a little.
Yeah, it's definitely a ****ed-up-ass place with ****ed-up-ass people.

Unfortunately, 30-50 years of meddling in their **** didn't do much to make the people less ****ed up. The Cold War wasn't very cold in that part of the world.

If Mexico started dropping bombs on Austin because they wanted Texas back, I'd be willing to do some pretty ****ed up **** as well in retaliation.

---------- Post added at 11:29 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:23 AM ----------

And some little kid threw a grenade ... only blew up a little.
lol!
 

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was the guy hurt? because i deleted my post making fun of him. but then i was like ****. even a small nade boomy could be a big nade ouchy
 

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missippi roolz
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was the guy hurt? because i deleted my post making fun of him. but then i was like ****. even a small nade boomy could be a big nade ouchy
oh, we weren't supposed to laugh at that? oopsies (the little boy and the little boom, not the dude getting hurt - god I hate the internet not allowing intonation to be part of conversation). Sorry Austin :sorry :x
 

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Bo Baustin
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This dude had a live hand grenade land on his foot, explode, and cut his hand? That's amazing and terrifying haha
Yeah.

That's basically what I said when I heard it too.

For being front lines he really had limited exposure to actual danger.

It was more, sit, watch Al Qaeda place IEDs, ask if they could go do something about it, be told no, wait for some poor **** to get blown up in his car from it.
 

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missippi roolz
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Yeah.

That's basically what I said when I heard it too.

For being front lines he really had limited exposure to actual danger.

It was more, sit, watch Al Qaeda place IEDs, ask if they could go do something about it, be told no, wait for some poor **** to get blown up in his car from it.
Yeah. My brother-in-law is over in Sudan or some **** right now but I think since he's older and higher ranking and Natl Guard Reserves now, he's just basically sitting behind a desk and I think teaching classes.

Must be boring as **** but I'm sure my sister prefers that over what he used to do. Hell hes a police officer in the worst part of Austin, so maybe he's safer over there right now than his day job lol.
 

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missippi roolz
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John McAfee:

Please people . . This is NOT an acceptable way to **** a whale. Those who indulge in compassionate whale ****ing do so while the whale is resting on the surface, diving underneath to perform the deed. I do not approve of the act depicted here.


Back to whale ****ing: I've been researching what might drive young men (mostly Pacific Islanders) to join secret whale ****ing societies. Turns out that whale vaginas are oddly compatible with human penises, plus, they seem designed for mysterious fun:
Enough of the "Whale ****ing is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to **** one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
Some call me "Whale ****er". Alright. There's a private club of a few dozen Maori men and one butch woman - that meet in Molokai each year to **** a whale. True. Men on padeleboards herd the whale while one tries to **** it. Wouldn't let me in the club. Tried it alone. Epic fail.
This dude is a living, breathing modern art piece lmao
 
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