[KrimsonKnight]

lmao fox.

my girl knows I watch porn and beat off but she knows if she isn't putting out im going to take my frustration out somewhere. yes I said frustration. I beat my meat like it owes me to help me relax and vent. so when she catches me she makes a joke and rolls her eyes and goes on her business. which is sad cause when I catch her she wants me to join in and help.....I tell her its better than me bending over some the hochies that keep trying to get us to break up. like foxfive said the joy of being married. we have been together 8 years now. not married but living together 7 years now. im lucky if I get it 2x or 3x a month. which is how I know she is about to hit that time of the month.

now when we do bump it up we do rent a video since my laptop crapped out on me(her daughter spilled soda on it) and she doesn't want porn on her laptop. I really don't know how my phone hasn't killed itself from to much porn on it yet. galaxy s3 with a 16gb hard drive on it and more than once it was filled to 13gb and after I deleted videos and pics off it dropped down to 5bg being used. I save certain scenes and pics for later uses when im not near a wifi or wanting dig to find that nice scene again.


now do your girls get on to you for looking at something totally different from her? I like me women a little thick but sometimes I just watch porn about petite little blondes. total opposite of my girl.

 

[HighDensity]

I would say most women accept that most dudes do this. Then there are the women that are insecure and the dudes that take it too far that give a woman a reason to have a problem. If a girl is going through your internet history then perhaps there is a mental worry that she has created in her own mind or a dude has given her a reason. My wife knows I look at porn. I've never hidden it like that. Do I look at it in front of her? Absolutely not. Do I look at a lot of it? Id say no. Women compare their bodies to other women like crazy, even the secure ones, so when they see you looking at it, it makes them feel not good enough because let's face it, it isn't worth our time if the "actress" isn't hot as **** :shiftyeyes

 

[RenegadeRukus]

Your wives get mad because you look at porn? :headscratcher:

:lol this...


My wife knows, we watch the comedic movie porn like Pirates & Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge, Spiderbabe, etc etc and even laugh about it and wonder how these poor girls fit so much in there for so long...

Then I have my own stuff for personal pleasure which I have showed her because she asked. Since I don't really watch that much weird **** she is fine with it... :baller:

 

[kmac1622]

Me and jill watch porn all the time! She never cares and usually is the the one that starts it.

 

[8t6gt]

Me and jill watch porn all the time! She never cares and usually is the the one that starts it.

:lmao

 

[dsgpony]

When I read the title I assumed op was a pothead lol


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[Woodman]

Making this thread because I'd just like to hear some interesting stories from other people.

I've been with my wife for 10 years (only married for 2) and she just flat out isn't comfortable with me watching anything. About 2 years ago, I got really lazy/sloppy and literally left it open on my laptop. Well she opened my laptop found everything and the **** hit the fan. Ever since then, despite being very smart about hiding it, she simply doesn't want to let me live it down (although, I do have to say, she is "caring" less and less) and actually jokes about it.

Fast forward to 2 days ago. She approaches me while I'm just surfing moddedmustangs and says, "Let's play a game." Basically, the concept of the game is it clear the address bar on chrome, and type each letter one by one a....b.....c.... and go through the whole alphabet. She wanted to basically catch me.

Well, naturally I'm sitting there all cool calm and collected, but my stomach is just doing backflips. We get to "M" and nothing, and I literally look her in the face and say, "I'm pretty damn proud.."
Well we get all the way through Z with 0 hits. and I look at her with a huge **** eating grin and simply say, "I win" and she responds with, "no you didn't, you just got better"...... which is true.

But seriously. I beginning to think she's a masochist and was just looking to start something out of boredom :-/

We've actually joked a couple of times about it since, so I don't think it would have been horrible. But still. :screwy:

Any one else have any stories to share?

Look at it from the female perspective...

Women have image issues, I don't care how confident they are, they tend to think the worst of themselves. If you caught your wife watching porn, you probably wouldn't care, or would want to watch with her, but she cares because she has it in her head that the girls are prettier than her, or that they do things she won't and that you're all but cheating on her with porn.

It doesn't make sense, but it's something to talk about openly with her. I won't lie and say I don't watch porn, but consider her feelings about it, and work with her on it. SHe's still making a deal about it because she's still sore about it.

 

[Sixpointslow]

All you people who think you're safe because you use incognito tabs or private browsing, you aren't. You need to clear your DNS cache as well.

 

[BWAL]

 

[kmac1622]

lol aint no pussy like new pussy. I like the way that man thinks.

 

[Lefty]

*slow clap*

bravo sir

:withhomo

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I would say most women accept that most dudes do this. Then there are the women that are insecure and the dudes that take it too far that give a woman a reason to have a problem. If a girl is going through your internet history then perhaps there is a mental worry that she has created in her own mind or a dude has given her a reason. My wife knows I look at porn. I've never hidden it like that. Do I look at it in front of her? Absolutely not. Do I look at a lot of it? Id say no. Women compare their bodies to other women like crazy, even the secure ones, so when they see you looking at it, it makes them feel not good enough because let's face it, it isn't worth our time if the "actress" isn't hot as **** :shiftyeyes

So all our inappropriate texts are good then? :shiftyeyes

 

[HighDensity]

:withhomo

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So all our inappropriate texts are good then? :shiftyeyes

In her mind, dude bro convos don't count as any threat, because we are idiots...lol

 

[Lefty]

:lmao

But it's true

 

[Fox2102]

My wife doesn't care. She doesn't want to do anything that night she tosses me a sock and tells me to go to my room.

 

[1996 GT]

Your wife is mad because you look at porn? :lmao Brb ****ing howling.

 

[nkausch]

Yeah so my girlfriend actually asked me the other day if I wanted to watch porn with her to spice things up a bit. That was some great sex lol.

 

[TheUNZippee!]

To each their own. I'm not sure that I could be with someone that I had to hide anything from, including porn and beating off.

Fortunately, my wife has no hung ups about sexuality or porn. And she has in fact come downstairs while I was watching porn, kneeled in front of me, and given me oral pleasures. And told me to keep watching.

Been together 26 years and counting.

 

[RunninOn6]

lol

 

[98FireyGT!]

When I read the title I assumed op was a pothead lol


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You weren't the only one :lol

 

[Roos]

Always watch porn with the girlfriend