I Have A FLATULENT Butthole.
You must really suck derrick :lolHow and the hell can you move in that Burton? I had stock gearing in my 03 GT with just directional summer tires in the rear and my car would not move a single inch in any amount of snow. I backed it out of the garage during winter just to turn it around and put it back in so I could work on the suspension and it would literally not move a single inch once it was out the door. I had to have help pushing it back in.
I've driven mine through two winters, one with summer tires (not even all season, legit summer tires). I also lived on the bottom of a hill on a street that NEVER gets plowed at the time. I had a little trouble getting up the hill from time to time, but driving in the snow was not that difficult.