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New here, yup. But enough about that, I want to tell you a story about a certain member on the forums so that you may laugh (and because it's my life's goal to terrorize him until 'death do us part'.)
Several months ago, way early in my pregnancy (yes, I'm female, looks like I had more to say about myself!), I had just gotten out of the shower. My darling husband was laying on the couch with his head on the arm rest when a little devious thought slipped into my mind. Cautiously, I approached the man in his natural habitat and smiled at him when he looked up at me. In one fluid motion, I plopped a titty on his face. Yes, I beat the crap out of him with one good, solid titty plop. It was interesting to see him go to work the next day with a nice black eye caused by supposed 'fun bags'. So give Stop Mach1n Me a round of applause for his ability to withstand a solid titty beating!
Anyways, I'm hear just to ghost around and learn a little bit about what my husband is in to, he's always laughing about something on the forums.
Ciao.
Several months ago, way early in my pregnancy (yes, I'm female, looks like I had more to say about myself!), I had just gotten out of the shower. My darling husband was laying on the couch with his head on the arm rest when a little devious thought slipped into my mind. Cautiously, I approached the man in his natural habitat and smiled at him when he looked up at me. In one fluid motion, I plopped a titty on his face. Yes, I beat the crap out of him with one good, solid titty plop. It was interesting to see him go to work the next day with a nice black eye caused by supposed 'fun bags'. So give Stop Mach1n Me a round of applause for his ability to withstand a solid titty beating!
Anyways, I'm hear just to ghost around and learn a little bit about what my husband is in to, he's always laughing about something on the forums.
Ciao.
