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Trying so hard to be the ultra creeper. The property I live at, I used to handle work orders. One girl was super cute and had a sexy smile. She had a disability leg thing and was ex military I put 2 and 2 from her car plates. I almost asked her out last christmas but she could smile now and fire me in one second so I kinda edged on that I was single and she kept showing stuff in her apt in some short shorts. Not public shorts but like girls got her ass hanging out kinda shorts. I hope she is still single, trying to hook back up with her now thag I'm at a different property. From what I hear she will have the leg cast all the time but she can take it off too. She seems super cool and towlie might have something in common with her mos :shiftyeyes

I'll never forget that giggle and shy smile she gave me when I asked if she was doing anything last Christmas. She said no and I wanted to ask her out so bad but didn't want to lose my job. Now I finally can without worry and watch... She'll have a dick :lmao
 

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maybe not lol

i've known some high quality chicks that were sane, funny, smarter than me, and good looking who have been single for years
 

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just use that line right off the bat next time you see her. she will appreciate your bluntness and go crazy for you. trust me, i've watched a lot of porn, so i know exactly how these things work.
















a LOT of porn.
 

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Trying so hard. I put 2 and 2
He wants to put 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink.

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My ex had a best friend that had one leg. She was sexy af. Born that way. Smart, funny, and sane. Huge tits too.
 

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I've kind of being abstaining from online dating recently. There's this really cute girl at work I have a crush on but there's no way she would say yes if I asked her out.
 

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But then if she says no its gonna be really awkward at work, and she's still hung up on her ex.
So figure out a way that isn't so direct as "Hey, wanna go out with me?"

Plan something with the guys like a kayak trip down the river (we do there here, don't know if you do it there lol), etc. Then say "Hey, I don't know if you're into this sort of thing, but the guys and I are taking a trip down the river this weekend, you should invite some friends and come along if you want, it's bound to be a good time".

Literally no pressure is placed on her to say yes, and if she can bring her friends and knows you will have your friends, it turns it into a no pressure fun day.

If she says no to something like that without a counter offer of something to do, then just move on, but of course stay friendly.

If she says yes, then how she acts towards you throughout the day will tell a lot about what she thinks about you. It's a win win if she says yes.
 

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This online dating **** sucks, I have almost every app and I've been on everything decent I can but nothing back. Just one fugly chick and a bunch of scams. **** me.
 

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This online dating **** sucks, I have almost every app and I've been on everything decent I can but nothing back. Just one fugly chick and a bunch of scams. **** me.
Have you tried being not ugly?

Don't worry you not the only one. I just keep telling myself that I only need to find one girl.
 

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Have you tried being not ugly?



On a serious note, immediately after saying that I've been getting a slow trickle of conversations going, met a Russian girl who is smokin hot, but doesn't seem like she will be the real long term winner (ironic too considering my ex was Ukrainian [Russians and Ukrainians don't mix lol]). I also got in touch with a friend who I've had since I began school at my college, we had a good two hour convo tonight, and she wants to start hanging out like crazy, real down to earth chick. It's time to wine and dine it.
 
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