Doctor of Jurisprudence
Ok, so today my wife and I take a trip to Lowe's...upon exiting...we're nearing my car and I'm like WTF?!?! This white van was parked SO close to me I literally could not open my door enough for me to get in. I'm not a big guy (5'8" 150lbs) and I HONESTLY could not get in and literally had to climb in through the passenger side. But before doing so I thought I'd leave a nice note to express my sentiment for this excuse of a human being....it was either this or leave the decorative bricks I just bought somewhere on his dashboard among shards of glass....enjoy.