Like A Boss
Deserves to be posted to /r/talesfromretail
No worries, i started typing up the latest dag last week but we are in full swing of the busy season now and time to write is faaaaaar harder to come by now a days. I had quite the incident two weeks back involving indians and a fat lady with a (i **** you not) either a pork chop tattoo.
....what the actual fizuckstaring at 3 work orders stating 4 things are wrong in the same apartment. the dishwasher, the oven, and the dryer all not working correctly. really? what are the odds that all of your appliances don't work correctly and its nothing that your are doing or caused by your lack of cleaning? I swear to god these people don't pre rinse their dishes, never empty the lent trap, spill **** in the oven, over pack a compact dryer and expect it to be dry in 50min and its some how my problem or the appliances fault that the **** doesn't work.
Yes that actually happened, i was in a panic and the cops even had a good laugh about it after they had got porkchop back under control.OMG I can't read these at the office anymore... I'm crying i'm laughing so hard. Did you really tell 911 the fat one was going to eat the little one?
Love the added gif images by the way