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I hate the smell of nursing homes. i swear it smells like and old mans rotting scrotum.
Necrophilia isn't cool, brah. Leave the old balls alone.
 

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My grandma moved to a nursing home recently. Everytime I see her she is bitching about something about it. Or how some other old person pissed her off.

Unfortunately she isn't able to live on here own anymore.


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I Have A FLATULENT Butthole.
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I also love the smell of Nitro at the track. Doesn't make my eyes burn surprisingly either...I'll smell that **** all day :shiftyeyes
I was wondering if someone was going to say that. Gawd dam I fawking love Nitromethane :drool
 

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My grandma moved to a nursing home recently. Everytime I see her she is bitching about something about it. Or how some other old person pissed her off.

Unfortunately she isn't able to live on here own anymore.



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As for my favorite smells

Gas, new car, fresh newspaper, burning cedar wood, burning rubber, the ocean, a good maduro cigar, any kind of scotch
 

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:sorry Do i have to?
Just follow your heart. I guess dead people need love too.

At least make sure you cradle the balls and stroke the shaft.


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I'll make sure to get some tips from Rainbow :bubba:
I may be wrong but I believe he only has one tip to give.


...Unless he brings friends.
 
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