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hump her...

or go test drive a new mustang, and jackoff while talking to the sales associate during the drive
 

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My suggestion is to go to a park, sit in your car in the parking lot closest to where the parents watching their kids gather. Punch yourself in the nose, use blood for lube, start screaming (like your in some kind of pain), when one of the moms come over grab her by the shirt and rip it (like your trying to tear it off), throw your blood and nut at her, tell her you can smell her ****. Get out of the car, **** in the parking lot, use the shirt to wipe your ass. What you do from there is up to you, use your imagination. Hope this helps.
 

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My suggestion is to go to a park, sit in your car in the parking lot closest to where the parents watching their kids gather. Punch yourself in the nose, use blood for lube, start screaming (like your in some kind of pain), when one of the moms come over grab her by the shirt and rip it (like your trying to tear it off), throw your blood and nut at her, tell her you can smell her ****. Get out of the car, **** in the parking lot, use the shirt to wipe your ass. What you do from there is up to you, use your imagination. Hope this helps.
u never said jackoff noob
 

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Jack off on a piece of papper, write under the cum scratch n sniff, n mail it to the white house.
or the local news station... or jack off in a topaware container and send it priority to the white house and wait for it to come on the news about a virus in a topaware container delivered to the white house...

and then jackoff in the fishbowl
 
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