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You need to have some food immediately after because your blood sugar dropped 50 points over the course of the sexing...

Round two may just kill me, but damn what a way to go.
 

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Ain't that the damn truth. After sex munchies is a force to be reckoned with.
 
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Ain't that the damn truth. After sex munchies is a force to be reckoned with.
I'm a type 1 diabetic. She literally drained all the energy from me.

I didn't fall into a coma this time, although that did happen once a long time ago. That was also some VERY good sex.
 

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Put sliced pineapple on her back to eat during and some Cottage cheese on the hips to go. Saddle bag into sedative Syndrome, Kimmelstiel-Wilson

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Seriously. I thought I hated pineapple because I was given canned ****. Give a terrorist some fresh cut pineapple and I bet they shut the **** up. Or they at least hold still to take care of them.
 

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I wasn't sure what I was going to read when I opened thread. Solid performance OP :shiftyeyes


I thought I might read something along the lines of "...when you have to change your sheets". When you figure out how to make them squirt (they all can), that's when you look down at the bed when you're done and you're like "Damn it looks like somebody pissed on my bed, I'm not cuddling with you in that mess, take your nekked self and watch some TV with me on the couch until I'm ready to dehydrate you again"
 
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I wasn't sure what I was going to read when I opened thread. Solid performance OP :shiftyeyes


I thought I might read something along the lines of "...when you have to change your sheets". When you figure out how to make them squirt (they all can), that's when you look down at the bed when you're done and you're like "Damn it looks like somebody pissed on my bed, I'm not cuddling with you in that mess, take your nekked self and watch some TV with me on the couch until I'm ready to dehydrate you again"
I do have to say I'm good at making them squirt. I actually stopped seeing one woman because she had zero control though, would send a tidal wave through the bed with every single orgasm she had. I have to admit, I was impressed the first time we had sex because it was new and cool, but after about 5 or 6 hits with about a gallon of pussy squeezins in 45 minutes, it gets old fast.

Now my wife, never ever squirted before I got to her. When I did make her squirt the first time, she was screaming, thrashing around the bed, and clawing at me from the overpowering sensation it caused her. So naturally I do my level best to make that happen at least once a week, but she tries to stop it because she gets a little embarrassed by it.

Functionally speaking, I've been a type one diabetic for 37 years now. I have a constant blood glucose meter attached to me so that the receiver will buzz at me if my glucose goes too high or too low. I look at myself as a really powerful car with really bad gas mileage. My performance is best with half a tank (around 120/150 mg/dl) but once I hit that 120 mark, my sugar level drops like a rock. So we've gotten to the point where when we're in the mood, I'll have a snack on my up to the bedroom (or the couch, garage, kitchen counter, etc), make her scream loud enough that the autobody shop behind the house stops working to hear what's going on (we have heard applause a few times), and then I'll finish up with her right around the same time that the buzzer starts saying, "Woodman needs food, badly!"
 

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Dude shoots insulin while hitting the hershy highway

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I seen a porno where the dude was standing in a pool hitting some trim on the side of the pool. When she squirted the dude threw his arms in the air and did a spinning back jump into the pool. Was pretty ****ing funny.
 

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Dude shoots insulin while hitting the hershy highway
That would literally kill me.
Insulin lowers blood sugar. When you're exercising, you don't want insulin, you want the sugar in the blood to act as fuel.
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I seen a porno where the dude was standing in a pool hitting some trim on the side of the pool. When she squirted the dude threw his arms in the air and did a spinning back jump into the pool. Was pretty ****ing funny.
That would be pretty damn hilarious.
 

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I was with this girl last year that had literally the tightest clam known to man. I swear to god she could of opened a bottle of beer with it. You think it would lead to mind blowing sex when she's like that. Nope, literally the most uncomfortable experience ever. She's in too much pain and you feel like some hybrid of Rosie O'donnell and a gorilla is trying play your skin flute.Good thing she liked going for long rides on the Hershey highway.
 

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I was with this girl last year that had literally the tightest clam known to man. I swear to god she could of opened a bottle of beer with it. You think it would lead to mind blowing sex when she's like that. Nope, literally the most uncomfortable experience ever. She's in too much pain and you feel like some hybrid of Rosie O'donnell and a gorilla is trying play your skin flute.Good thing she liked going for long rides on the Hershey highway.
My ex was like that. Minus the Hershey highway, she asked me once and it had an even worse fit in that end. Her **** must have looked like worms.

I could maybe get 2 rounds per day with her, and I would be incredibly sore.
 

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Is it weird that whenever I'm about to do the deed I say "This is for HD"?

The look on their face... if they only knew
LOL what?!? ?

I was with this girl last year that had literally the tightest clam known to man. I swear to god she could of opened a bottle of beer with it. You think it would lead to mind blowing sex when she's like that. Nope, literally the most uncomfortable experience ever. She's in too much pain and you feel like some hybrid of Rosie O'donnell and a gorilla is trying play your skin flute.Good thing she liked going for long rides on the Hershey highway.
We never forget the "extra tight" girl. There's that one that is just mind blowing. From my early days, I shouldn't say this but I will anyway, I dated this beautiful girl that was sexy as hell, had a glory hole that was tighter than her hershey highway, Omg, it was amazing ....but....she only had one arm. My friends called her "NFL". Because when I banged her doggy style she was in a "three point stance" is what they said. I'm going to hell :(

My ex was like that. Minus the Hershey highway, she asked me once and it had an even worse fit in that end. Her **** must have looked like worms.

I could maybe get 2 rounds per day with her, and I would be incredibly sore.
LMFAO !!!!!
 
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I was with this girl last year that had literally the tightest clam known to man. I swear to god she could of opened a bottle of beer with it. You think it would lead to mind blowing sex when she's like that. Nope, literally the most uncomfortable experience ever. She's in too much pain and you feel like some hybrid of Rosie O'donnell and a gorilla is trying play your skin flute.Good thing she liked going for long rides on the Hershey highway.
Sounds like it's time to PIITB to me.

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We never forget the "extra tight" girl. There's that one that is just mind blowing. From my early days, I shouldn't say this but I will anyway, I dated this beautiful girl that was sexy as hell, had a glory hole that was tighter than her hershey highway, Omg, it was amazing ....but....she only had one arm. My friends called her "NFL". Because when I banged her doggy style she was in a "three point stance" is what they said. I'm going to hell :(
Every girl I've ever been with was "extra tight"...


Until I was done with them!
 

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Your not a real man until you perfect the rim job.
Hahaha.

I remember one of my buddies in high school got a rim job. He picked up this big girl who said she was willing to do anything, after getting a blow job he wasn't really feeling it anymore and tried to leave. He said he tried to get off the bed and she held him down and started making out with his asshole. He let her do it for a bit but weirded himself out.

lol. lol.
 

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So when my wife and I were dating, we had a marathon session one day. We were on our third or fourth go round, and when we were done she was laying on her back with her legs in the air telling me that she couldn't move. I resisted the urge to tell her she looked like a dead cockroach because I wanted to have more sex in the future.

A few days later she sends me a picture her mom sent her (bear in mind, my wife is 12 years younger than me, and her mom is 7 years older than me, so calling her "mom" took a little getting used to) of her mom (dressed, thank god) laying on her back with her legs up with the caption, "Look, I'm a dead bug!"

So my wife sends me this with no text, and I reply back, "Why is your mom sending you pictures like that?"

"She says she's a dead bug"

"Oh, reminded me of last week."

long pause

"So I look like a dead bug after we have sex?"

"No baby, not at all."

"You're in so much trouble"
 
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